i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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