I'd wear matching sweaters with you
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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