is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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