Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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