Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Already got asked if we're dating
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I want to be your penis for a week.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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