its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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