I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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