I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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