i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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