i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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