I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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