So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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