I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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