Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
