You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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