drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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