oh god the rape fog is back!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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