we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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