i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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