thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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