How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Randomize
