Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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