so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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