i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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