Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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