I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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