Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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