Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just googled if crying burns calories
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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