I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
