So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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