No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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