didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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