okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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