ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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