How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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