that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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