Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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