The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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