What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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