Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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