I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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