You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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