I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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