I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros, bitch!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I lost the right to judge tonight
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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