yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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