No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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