I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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