Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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