No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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