I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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