Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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