yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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