What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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