Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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