A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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