This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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