How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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