For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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