it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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