How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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